A dialogue is a talk between two. And two friends of Hyderabad in many ways attracted to each other with their funny use of words. Funny Hyderabad dialogues often not spoken in the gatherings while many twos do speak this way. Let’s discuss some simplest of the funny Hyderabad dialogues to begin with. “Kya Re maiin Itna Ishaara Kara Party mein aur tu Anjaan Marke kissakkgaya”. What happened to you. I signaled you in the party and you ignored me. And vanished!  

“Kya Potti thi Re, ek dum Kaanch!”. Wow, what a girl I saw, so beautiful. Another dialogue as a reaction to this. “Abaah Tereku Kaise Dikhi Re Baigan”. How come you see her? And the word “Baigan” often used anywhere at the end or beginning of almost every dialogue of Hyderabad people. “Baigan” means so much. It means, “Oh Shit”, “Come on”, “Are you nuts” and so on. Interestingly “Baigan” is a vegetable known as eggplant in English.  

“Maaki Kirkirri, aaj kaisa kaisa ki hora”. It means, what the hell, I’m feeling confused. Or it might mean I’m feeling uneasy. “Aaron Maiin Bass Panch minute mein”. And he takes an hour to come while it means “he’s coming in five minutes”. “Parsuinch Aagaya wapas mein Saudi se”. They say “Parsun as something 2 days back to an year or two. He had returned from Saudi long back and says that he had returned to Hyderabad recently.

That’s all understood only to his friend. “Acha Mama “Parsun” boleto kab aaya?”. “Mein sirf 2 saal pehle re”. “Acha kara Aagaya”. “Acha Mama” means okay friend and “Mama” is referred to Uncle. He then asks “Parsun boleto kab aaya?”. When did you come actually?

“Hou Re ab Khamush bait Baigan ke baal”. Yes be silent, you eggplant’s hair!

Some More Funny Hyderabad Dialogues

“Hou” and “Nakko” means Yes and No. Without these two words Hyderabad people not known to be truly from Hyderabad. The accent is the main course as Hyderabad Hindi is nothing without mix of slang Urdu. Hyderabad language can be understood as slang Hindi more than slang Urdu. This is so because Urdu is very soft and clear language and never creates any fun. If someone speaks Urdu then people will never find it interesting.  

“Hallu chala Baap! Ye Highway nai hai! Busaan Aarain Baigan mein Miladete!”. Drive slow dear! This is not highway! Buses coming and we’ll be in trouble! Well, “Baigan” here means a word of causing trouble. “Baigan” has many different meanings.

Two friends in Hyderabad are just like the couplets. And they travel long distances to meet each other if for any reason one of them shifts to another long distant place. They both have fun while chatting together with a cup of tea each. “Kaiku karra aisa Bhai Chai girjaate shirt pe”. This means why you’re doing such thing as tea will spoil your shirt. And includes another famous word “kaiku”. “Kaiku” means “why”.

Some More…

“Abey Ghaithlay teri uupar ki Manzil Khaali kaiku rehti?”. You stupid your top floor is always empty. Here, top floor means “mind”. Funny Hyderabad dialogues are so much interesting that some Bollywood movies also made using Hyderabad’s sense of humor. Many top stars including Amitabh Bachchan in the movie “Desh Premi” spoke Hyderabad dialogues. Since then many Bollywood producers considered Hyderabad as their favorite place for shooting films too.

Welcome to Hyderabad and find out many superior oldest well made beautiful Mogul monuments and palaces. You can find the best museum like Salar Jung museum in the old city of Hyderabad. Moguls enriched almost entire India with their unique constructions. The Taj Mahal is one of the seven wonders and it is in Agra and a tourist spot.

Bangalore Hindi is crazy. No doubt about it. The Bangalore people speak easily but it looks awkward and irritating. However, they make fun of Hyderabad Hindi. And it’s worth laughing at them. Hyderabad people are more nicely adopt different accents and they imitate many language accents easily because of their friendly nature.

Finally, Hyderabad elder people neither accept the funny Hyderabad dialogues nor reject but avoid speaking that way. The elders speak colloquially in Hyderabad. The most spoken languages are Telugu and Urdu.

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